Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
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nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
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Comments (206)
Maverick1130 0
yeah. things like that should never be said. guys cheat because they want a little excitement cuz they know it's "wrong". that or she's really hot. your own damn fault for saying something so stupidly open-ended. would you be happier if he came out of the closet to that instead?
FMLITA 0
Ok when you ask a question like that what response did you expect?
smchls 0
OH my goodness.
mcsnelly 5
i TOTALLY agree with #136!! OP never said she put her fiance on the diet and they probably WERE on it together. And it sounded more like she would just jokingly saying "i know your little secret" but at the same time, still wanting him to not cheat on the diet that they had agreed on. FYL for sure!
mcsnelly 5
correction--i meant #135, not 136!! (two *completely* different ideas in those posts!! lol)
BlazeVendetta 0
Hey ppl need their sex maybe you just not putting out enough. You should try something new maybe a 3 some spice it up
heymoon 9
sucks that you found out that way, and sort of ydi for the phrasing... but still, fyl.
annamg 0
Seriously, what the **** to all the people claiming that she deserves it. How can you assume that she's a horrible, nagging, henpecking Bridezilla just because he's on a diet? Maybe it was his choice, or maybe they're on a diet together. How can you assume that she was being accusing and controlling? It sounds like she was joking with the "little secret" thing. Nobody deserves to be cheated on. Stop making excuses for the man, he's a total dick for doing that for the woman he's supposed to marry. #63, you completely disgust me. If people are unhappy in their relationship, they should either work with their partner or get the **** out. If they put the effort they're using to cheat into their relationship instead, people would be a lot happier.
sadlife67 0
your always putting the best fml's by the way i think u should dump his ass
sam_1990 0
At least you found out before making the mistake of marrying the chauvinist pig.