Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
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nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
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wasd_fml 0
Wedding diet? Why wouldn't he cheat on you.
lonerftl 3
That's not exactly "little secret."
fml1358 0
That's horrible that he was cheating on you but at least you found out now rather than later. And that definitely isn't just a little secret. That's a HUGE HUGE HUGE secret
Consequences 0
ONLY a couple months?! WOW, give him a time for a couple more months, at least, don't be a TOTAL bitch!
peopleplz2008 0
"wedding diet" he doesn't care how he looks. only women care on their wedding day
sickinlove13 0
#8, she didn't ask him anything. She said she knew about his 'secret', referring to his eating habits. #27, who said he was overweight? Also, who said SHE was the one putting him on a diet? Maybe he wanted to keep in shape so he could fit into his tux. You get it fitted in advanced. It's not like you can alter it the morning of your wedding. $33, again, he could've made the decision to going on a diet and informed her of it, possibly to help him keep it balanced. #59 and #104, you don't deserve to get married - ever. I hope you're alone for the rest of your life. #63, "Most of the time they are henpecked and frustrated and trapped in relationships that do not fulfil their needs." Please, my boyfriend cheated on me in November. He felt trapped? HE asked ME to move in with him. HE asked ME to sign a lease with him. His needs were definitely fulfilled, believe me. #68, I don't believe with "once a cheater, always a cheater" and I have been cheated on. People change. Shit happens. blah blah blah. I gave my boyfriend a second chance, but that's all he's getting. We're not engaged, though, and that definitely changes everything. I think if he did it when we were engaged and not just dating [though it took me months to get over and I'm still having trust issues with him], I probably would've ended it completely since being engaged is supposed to be a serious commitment. #76, #87, #96 #125 #136, I AGREE COMPLETELY!! #132, "Have you ever thought that the wife of this man you're sleeping with actually WANTS to stay monogamous and entered the marriage believing that her husband wants the same thing?" If the guy didn't want the same thing, why would HE have proposed to her? Who confronts their boyfriend/girlfriend by saying "I know your little secret" when they're referring to his/her cheating? Why beat around the bush for something serious like that? She was obviously referring to a smaller, not as serious issue. 'Oh, hunny, I know you're little secret of sleeping with someone else while we're in a committed relationship.' Seriously, people?
Darkspear 0
I'd cheat on you too, if you put me on a "Wedding Diet"
Sugar_lipsXo 0
DUMP HIS ASS NOW. he will cheat again.
Lucy111 0
**** that guy! leave his ass!
f_ckerdef_ck 0
wedding-diet? are you kidding me? bet you are one of those monster-brides.