Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
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nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
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Comments (206)
gummibehrs 4
Ummm I don't understand why he would just spill his guts because you said you knew his little secret. I don't believe this FML.
btdt100t 0
#63- karma's a bitch. if you are habitually the "other woman" eventually it will come back around to you when you truly care about someone. some men cheat regardless of how well their partners treat them; its a matter of their own insecurities and need to pump themselves up at any chance they get.
scott_m319 0
I hate to call shenanigans here, but does anyone find this too good to be true? Think about it: One person calls out their companion on some unrelated subject, only to score an accidental confession of infidelity. A classic "caught cheating" mishap. I'm not saying it's definitely fake. It's just possible.
Moldy_Stone 6
I love to call shenanigans. SHENANIGANS! awesome word
HyperExecuter 0
thta sucks
Unnamedsoul 0
that's what you get for not being specific
88sforlife 0
I wonder why secretary starts with the word secret ...
bbiiaattcchh13 1
What an asshole Hahahaha... Just dump his ass
newmandotcom 6
You are a bitch. Why can't you accept him and his weight for who he is? Why are you making him go on a diet? Are you ashamed to let people know he's your husband?
Dallasluver19 14
Ohhhhhhh!!! Holy shit.. KIcK HiS ASS OuT! Man some guys are dicks!!
Valentine_Beauty 5
wow, glad you found that out didn't you?