Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Top comments
akorpija 12
Awkward situations lead to awkward responses! Or maybe she was too nervous to say it back!
patrickeli 15
It was a defense mechanism... It wasn't as trivial to her as she made it seem.
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Comments (89)
15Erik 21
Doesn't sound like a no!
bobslawnservice 16
Hey, at least she blew something.
TimeForPlanB 14
It's always hard to leave the roommate zone. gl to you! I hope you'll get a straight answer soon
MrConcise 35
I'm gonna flip the **** out if people keep trivializing the complexities of emotions by pulling some shitty noun that seems most applicable to whatever the current situation is and adding "zone" to the end as a way of describing an entire relationship with no real background information or knowledge.
Zebediabolical 45
You mean you're going to go into the flipoutzone?
TimeForPlanB 14
you're right. with all these background information given and knowing OP and his roommate for years I should have used some other term, which suits only for their situation . or... you could relax and take it as it is: a simplification...
Lazy_B_ 11
Don't worry op it was probably all of a sudden for her so she didn't know how to respond give her some time.
PenguinBitch 44
Blow a raspberry?
ninjahesten 18
can anyone please draw a picture of how it looks when someone blows a raspberry??
ThePols 11
Also came for an explanation. We will wait.
countryb_cth 38
Blowing a raspberry means, you stick your tongue out at someone and make a noise, similar to the noise you make when you fart. Little kids to it all the time and apparently so does OP's roommate.
fsomelife 26
Plot twist: OP's roommate is a little kid
Wakachulak 22
That's not a plot twist, that's disturbing.
Unlovable_Me 14
A disturbing plot twist
winterkills 7
49's new to the internet.
chikinscratch00 8
lol. Sorry man. That must be so anti climatic.
teyyoshi 19
that's nice
worldclassrager 41
Well we could maybe have more FMLs due to this situation... Hope things are not too awkward between the two of you...unless she changes a bit
JuzReading 23
What to do in awkward situations: OP's roommate edition.
albertozeta_fml 9
Good answer, maybe not from the point of view of the sympathy but very effective.