Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Top comments
akorpija 12
Awkward situations lead to awkward responses! Or maybe she was too nervous to say it back!
patrickeli 15
It was a defense mechanism... It wasn't as trivial to her as she made it seem.
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Comments (89)
chachi45 11
was she avoiding the fact that you said that or what?
CarouselHeart 11
YDI, that was kind of an awkward situation to put her in, especially if you're still living together.
HorrorJr 26
Ask her out ?
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
lot's of fish in the sea.
stife7 13
Whats blowing a raspberry?
CougeeSwagg 19
Elektra Complex is kicking in.
Nykiridoll 3
You know, you might be surprised. When my roommate told me he thought he was falling in love with me, I had been in love with him for years. I thought he was kidding-so I told him just because he was horny didn't mean I was going to **** him. It took almost four months, lots of talks, and almost ruining our friendship to realize he was serious.......and I had been looking for signs. Sometimes we just don't know what to say.
Autism_Mummy 16
She Sounds immature....
TroubleTake2 11
Sheeeeee's a keeper!
EpicCrazyBitch 12
You should've done it back to her!