Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Top comments
akorpija 12
Awkward situations lead to awkward responses! Or maybe she was too nervous to say it back!
patrickeli 15
It was a defense mechanism... It wasn't as trivial to her as she made it seem.
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Comments (89)
vikky538 29
at least she avoids herself from choking the raspberry...
knight_of_apollo 4
haha sounds like something I have done lol
tonydanza67 11
That grammar confused me what exactly happened here? Raspberries can be blown? Or "blowed"? if op was to ask
Radayam 19
"Blowing a raspberry" means sticking out your tongue and blowing to produce a rude noise.
otecasacid 22
Not quite sure what you expected to happen. You weren't even dating her.
ShenaniganNinja 20
Never EVER date someone you already live with in a room mate situation. It's why you don't date your immediate colleagues at work. Also, it's best not to spring the "love" word on someone you're not dating. You're better off just confessing that you have a crush on them. Love is a big scary word.
1R1X0X0 10
What on earth does this term with the raspberry mean? I'm not a native speaker and am really confused right now..
PainOfDemise 11
At least she's playful?
Kateraenee 13
was it in a cute way??... she may have been super nervous and didn't expect it. when my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time I started crying and walked off for a minute (which looks incredibly rude, I know). I wasn't expecting it. But I came back and responded at least..
Niedermayer_20 12
Would of torn her clothes off!
JKPwnage 27
Plot twist: her "roommate" is her four-year-old daughter