Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was notified that I've been going to the wrong courses for 4 weeks. A friend of mine was the only person to tell me that the administration had taken the privilege to change my courses. I have now failed 5 courses due to absences and have been suspended from college for 6 months. FML
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML
Today, because I had to leave the country without notice and didn't have reception to notify my college, I have been irreversibly dropped from all my classes without a refund and will have to reapply for January. FML
Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML
Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML
Today, I started at a new college. I bought my textbooks and went to my first class only to find out that they changed my schedule without telling me. I'd already opened the book. I could not get $200 back. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
You only think you aren't dead...
RodzillaX 30
It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.
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Comments (104)
Larry01_fml 19
did call in dead by accident?
TheWildRover1 12
how you died? my money is on drug overdose... but let me know when you find out!
cookie1207 19
Cool!
migmit 11
Is it possible that you died and forgot about that?
thatnucca 36
What's good Jesus... How are my boys Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego doing?
Royo24 11
Well at least OP can go to college for free now...
erikwhitelock 2
He could stay their forever and take all the classes and become a genius at everything!
worldclassrager 41
Are you sure you are not in the afterlife? Just floating around until your reincarnation...
Dreamcatcher1229 17
I've heard of being randomly or accidentally dropped from classes, but that's just crazy! Definitely go to admissions and straighten this out ASAP so that if you, hopefully, get back in, you won't be too far behind. It's likely, as weird as it sounds, that you were just mistaken for someone else. Just one digit in an ID or soc can **** shit up fast. Good luck!
bruins46 6
I'm sure there's a way you can have fun with this OP.
TheGreatPotato 19
OP should play along with this and then burst in on his own funeral.