Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was notified that I've been going to the wrong courses for 4 weeks. A friend of mine was the only person to tell me that the administration had taken the privilege to change my courses. I have now failed 5 courses due to absences and have been suspended from college for 6 months. FML
Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML
Today, because I had to leave the country without notice and didn't have reception to notify my college, I have been irreversibly dropped from all my classes without a refund and will have to reapply for January. FML
Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML
Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML
Today, I started at a new college. I bought my textbooks and went to my first class only to find out that they changed my schedule without telling me. I'd already opened the book. I could not get $200 back. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
You only think you aren't dead...
RodzillaX 30
It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.
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Comments (104)
perdix 31
If you're "resurrected," you're too young for college. In a few years, you can start nursery school . . . and don't read FML, it'll warp your infant brain!
mimiminx 23
OP is called 'resurrected' meaning to be brought back to life not reincarnated which means a soul being reborn into a new body. If he was brought back to life his body would still be 16 or whatever his age is (college in the UK is 16+). Sorry if I just killed your attempt at a joke.
DanielleinDC 34
♫When we pretend that we're dead/They can't hear a word we said/When we pretend that we're dead....♫
DoctorBurn 8
Why do I get the feeling that someone's pulled the greatest prank on you?
BFons 19
DED dead
doglover100 29
Admissions will be very surprised to hear from you.
jonireson 11
didn't the not wonder how a dead person was able to collect their college details?
dakotahulsey 15
Think of it as an opportunity to start your life as a career assassin
Zarcissa 34
I'm sorry to say this but this is hilarious. I really want to hear how this is even possible? Anyway, FYL & hopefully everything gets sorted out. :)
sonnyrosa 32
You'll wish you were dead once you get the forms for student loan repayments.
Wiringify 22
You gave up on your secret when you wrote your username.