Today, the first guy I've ever loved is going to a fancy dress party with my best friend. He did tell me he needed space to think about us this whole weekend. I guess I know what he's been thinking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, I found out that I mean nothing to the man I have loved for over a year. He has been taking vacations with another woman, and is in fact, on a vacation with her right now. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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TXjuggalo972 6
haha I love how ther are only 8 comments on a FML from 2 yrs ago
Oh_No_JD 0
what's a fancy rush party?
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Comments (16)
MCart_fml 0
Start looking for a new love.. this one probably won't have a brain or personality left in a few weeks.
Sunsh1ne 0
Agree with #7, once rush sets in the Stepford process begins. Also 6&8, what kind of friend does that?
24788 7
Get rid of him.
Oh_No_JD 0
what's a fancy rush party?
skizza_fml 3
I assume a party where a lot of rush is inhaled, it's a party drug that ***** you up real bad if you mis use it, I've done it a couple of times gives you a head spin and is supposed to make sex feel better
Hidebehindarock 19
How do u assume what it is then proceed to tell us you've used it..if you used it and been to one of these "parties" you should know what it is not assume..
sandormatyi 25
Here it probably means the kind sorority party that they throw to attract students to join the sorority/fraternity (and it's also a party drug, but I doubt that's what OP meant)
TXjuggalo972 6
haha I love how ther are only 8 comments on a FML from 2 yrs ago
kay729 7
that's not much of a best friend...
JinxQuinn 1
Actually, #2 is right in their spelling. "They are frat boys" is the correct way to say that, so using "they're" is grammatically correct. To say "their" would make no sense at all, as that version of "their" is possessive. And you only use the "too" with double "o"s when describing something (i.e. you went too fast / it was too late / they are too loud / etc.) So there is nothing wrong with #2's statement.
dennise10 2
That doesn't sound like a bestfriend to me
Star928 7
I think you should find a new crush. His personality is a dick to make up for what he doesnt have.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I'm #11.