Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, I was sitting behind some bushes in the dark enjoying the view, when some cops came and confiscated my night-vision goggles, then warned me for acting like a "creepy perv." FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
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tgm0112 0
You had no way of knowing if they were doing their job right. FYL
kath91 0
You weren't to know, if they were sitting in front of your house they deserved it.
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Comments (184)
blasticks 0
good thing you didnt hit them, it would kinda suck that the "Perverts" would suddenly hit you back xD but im sure they would understand... after their hospital bill are paid for xD
delly_fml 0
U fail #3 and to the OP ah that's great u did the right thing chasing them off u thought they were perverts u didn't know and prob wouldn't expect that...but ur lifes not f***ed
realworldready 0
So you're the only person alive to threaten cops with a baseball bat and not get arrested. Congratulations and quit your bitching.
fiicere 5
Wow, trying to do something nice too...
nypd613 0
firstly, fiirce, he wasn't trying to do something nice. he should have minded his own ******* business. it's stuff like this that get people killed. but I couldn't stop laughing when I read this!! the cops should have called for backup, brought down the cavalry and arrested that guy's ass!! lmfao!!!!
Nofreakingway 0
Well you can't really be blamed for that, and you were doing a good thing by trying to protect your neighbors. And it's not like you were getting in trouble, so I think this turns out ok.
sofad15 0
HAHAHA )))))))))))))) LOL!!!!! good job, I imagine the picture - police is being threatened with a bat, and cannot do anything about it )) hahaha
myrddraal_fml 0
haha classic. well good on ya anyway, wasn't really your fault, you were just being a good neighbour
cantbeyourhero 0
You were protecting your neighborhood, just like they were trying to do. Nothing wrong with that. It's not like they could tell you what they were doing.
blobxmaster13 0
The cops ran away first time you came 'round with a bat? Great cops.