Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, I was sitting behind some bushes in the dark enjoying the view, when some cops came and confiscated my night-vision goggles, then warned me for acting like a "creepy perv." FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
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Top comments
tgm0112 0
You had no way of knowing if they were doing their job right. FYL
kath91 0
You weren't to know, if they were sitting in front of your house they deserved it.
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Comments (184)
Williamz94 0
THAT A BUDDY!!!!!!!!! THEY DESERVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kaykay10xo 0
if they didnt sayany thin....so what
mz200sx 0
how dare you say that about a religion. im not muslim, but i have muslim friends and believe me, neither them nor their parents have towels on their heads, bombs strapped around their chests, long beards or sand falling out of their shoes. i have two muslim friends that wear scarves to cover their hair, what the **** does that have to do with you? **** the OP, fYOURl, because you are that sad to discriminate a whole religion by the actions of some stupid idiotic terrorists. im guessing your american, (not that all americans hate muslims), but only an american could hate on that religion THAT bad. you are sad, go play in traffic.
jessamyn_it_is 0
Not your fault. You were worried, that's absolutely ok. Unlucky that it were cops ;D
liveitlearnit 0
Wow, it sickens me that there are people in this world that uneducated. There are sick people in every race, color, creed, religion, nationality, sexuality, gender or anything else you can imagine. Some of the most beautiful and sweet people I have ever met are Muslim, and they've devoted their lives to saving those of others in the medical field, or educating as teachers and professors. Grow a brain.
ACDCfan 0
It's all right, it was a misunderstanding, and if they ask you about it, tell them the truth.
hellFighter 0
being undercover cops, they most likely would completely understand. you also said you talked to them first, that means that they knew you didn't know they were cops and that you were just being a good citizen looking out for others.
sallay 0
true fact: 99% of the people you wear turbans are SIKH. not muslim, and no one forces WOMEN to wear hijabs, the women actually choose to wear them to reflect modesty. Of course there will be the extremeists (aka the ones your talking about wearing "towels and bombs", but thats their CULTURE, not the muslims. muslims=followers of islam islam=religion just like christians=followers of christianity christianity=religion therefore muslims are NOT terrorists. "the more you know"
ShortyBBangin 0
ha...i love this. you threatened a cop...niice. But, I agree completely with #149, mz200sx.
drahcir_fml 0
Nice...