sealy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kiss from a rose
Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crier
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Ugh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Jamaica 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
toomuchlove
United States 🌶️ Spicy
It's all too much
Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
laury
Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming!
Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML
Kev
Ireland
Breaking
Today, I was giving a presentation when my voice cracked like a teenage boy going through puberty. The audience giggled every time it happened. FML
screamer
Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Top comments
xFalzz 0
Oh yeah, yeah, yeaaaa- ARF ARF ARF ARF *begins to clap hands violently*
BelleElle_fml 5
Did anyone else reinact this in their heads?
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Comments (116)
LilithHellfire 0
how the hell?
BelleElle_fml 5
Did anyone else reinact this in their heads?
louie111887 0
yes ! lol
bh0p 0
I re-enacted in my head too...so....so...does your sexual partner throw you a fish afterwards or make you balance balls on your nose?
doctor_itsmylife 3
At least you've reached it, Hoover!
TheDrifter 24
I'm going to go with the balancing. It might even quiet the barking.
KingDingALing 9
I did... It's a huge turn on...I need...KaySL... COME HERE KAY AND MAKE SEAL NOISES! :D
Sanative 0
Well I tried the sound myself!
firemanrob 0
lmao @42
lost_at_heart7 0
well aparentally you must be an animal.
edelmaniac11 0
at least it's not a dog barking?
melibear89 7
it might be a good thong to be quiet when you come or to dig your nails in
LoganBballin16 0
it might be a good thong? you mean thing? read what you write
Selena_is_back 7
Yes, because it's not important to capitalize.
notagoodayforme 0
grammar freaking nazis
Asstastic4 0
yea y doez it mattah. butt i speel parfecly lolz
TXjuggalo972 6
lol he did it on purpose don't have a dolphin ****** like op
TXjuggalo972 6
srry it might upset people if u say dolphin because it's not a dolphin it's a seal
shhhhhh10 0
Relax #8! I'm pretty sure it was the auto-spell thing on the iPhone. By the way, I'm pretty sure he's aware of his mistake.
LouderThanEver 0
arf arf arf!
EvilDoll 7
and theeeen *club*
fistnazal 10
although that shit is fuuuucked up. THAT, was pretty funny. you evil doll you. lol
mikeyMcFly 0
lol WIN
teh_uber_muffin 3
Oh yeah, Santa was in 'Nam wasn't he?
Selena_is_back 7
Well that's awkward.
FMLephant 2
No, awkward would be her 25 year old boyfriend crying because she sounds like a seal and topless.
vyzhyn 0
I love the ref. to the previous FML. N1!
cristallynn 0
good job
bubulz_fml 0
hey sexy
allan_069 0
damn your cute!
rhsfender 5
you should listen to melibear he/she probably knows what he/she is talking about judging by the profile pic
2muchshyt 0
that's not sexy...
RachelBerry_fml 5
It's sexy as hell :)
triggerit 5
it is horrid... at the best moments of ones life to be shocked by barking... better leave her alone...
treesdevin 0
ahahahah.!!!
xFalzz 0
Oh yeah, yeah, yeaaaa- ARF ARF ARF ARF *begins to clap hands violently*
Selena_is_back 7
Haha mental picture.
bloodandicecream 4
LOL!
rottentomatoes 7
i could imagine that :')
IsayWOW 0
hats freaking hilarious!!