Today, I went to visit a suburb that was named after my family. Within five minutes of walking around I was mugged and then beat up. My family name has certainly done well for itself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, my friend and I stopped at a convenience store. She mentioned that it was was "a bad part of town", and I angrily reminded her that just because it's a poor area doesn't make it bad, and that she needed to be more tolerant. We then got jumped, beaten, and robbed. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
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kayposion 17
well atleast you have a suburb named after you...
arisanator9900 20
On the bright side At least you are alive.
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arisanator9900 20
On the bright side At least you are alive.
krazy789 28
And you have something named after you. and if it is important to you then you could always try to improve it.
awildwhisper 30
It sounds like your family name may be able to have some influence in the suburb to improve it.
JessieTaft 17
I'm so sorry OP! I hope you get better soon!
kayposion 17
well atleast you have a suburb named after you...
TeacherTeacher 11
You do know that Australia started as a penal colony, right?
Megatron_Griffin 25
Lol, you said "penal"
RedPillSucks 33
what!? I thought it was a pianist colony. Years of academy training, wasted
Calingaladha 21
I'm trying to imagine a time when people were transported for life because they played piano too well...can we make a movie where Australia was a pianist colony instead?
rivimatt 20
Maybe he just wanted your autograph? You do have a street named after you after all
ircs56 10
i think its time to change your name
Kieranr10 23
That's a story for the grandkids
NickACD 27
"And that kids, is why I carry a gun with me wherever I go."
XboxSqueaker 15
"Grandpa it doesn't matter why this is still a school."
Feklfekl2222 32
In Australia... A country with decent gun control...
tranced_ 45
you have the opportunity to do something about it, make it since!
Megatron_Griffin 25
I swear Australia might as well be Florida
Nomaddict 14
What did your family do to piss the neighborhood off? Sorry OP