Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Top comments
exuberant_orange 17
Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...
NotBlargo 18
Wish I had friends like that
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djurmel89 30
Is she stupid or something? Sorry op.
Retaheki 27
Why is he downvoted? She must be stupid, texting emotes, or whatever they're called, implying love to her ex in obvious sight of her current boyfriend (OP) while knowing he's watching, then claiming they're "friends."
sunnyray812 42
No, she thinks he's stupid.
Retaheki 27
I don't understand, do you mean #1 thinks OP is stupid, or OP's GF thinks he's stupid?
junkusernamexyz 17
Stupid is as stupid does.
davisjenny81 30
I agree she must be pretty stupid, but why would anyone no matter how stupid they are do that and be totally serious? Couldn't she be joking?
doodlecloud 27
Agree with 59, everyone's getting mad at her but why would she write that if she was guilty AND she knew OP could see? Maybe she's just one of those people who uses a bazillion kisses and emotions for everything.
TheMathMajor 26
It may also be that deep down she wants OP to know that she's cheating. Or she wants him to break up with her
Retaheki 27
My older comment was to #40.
mfmylifesrsly 30
68- or she knows OP won't leave her. my ex did this to me, said a lot of shit any strong person would not tolerate but he knew I was insecure and took advantage of it and enjoyed it too.
Brandi_Faith 34
59, even if she was joking, she's still stupid and there's still a problem because her ex is going to a movie with her and I'm assuming he doesn't know she's joking.
sunnyray812 42
#51 I meant that OP's girlfriend thinks OP is stupid enough to believe that she and her ex are just friends.
Dick_diamond 22
Yea, friends with potential benefits..
1dvs_bstd 41
lol at 'potential benefit' OP your girlfriend is a bitch that other bitches would deny. Either tell her to cut him off totally (since it's a very unacceptable and inappropriate behavior in a relation) or... and I hate when people always say this on FML but you shouldn't stick around any longer.. chances are either they're boning or will potentially start boning.
NotBlargo 18
Wish I had friends like that
Marco_Vi 14
Dump her ass
buttdick 8
I would've dumped her ass.
Nilorak 24
I would dump every part of her.
skobisco 23
Dumped everything but the booty.
exuberant_orange 17
Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...
lnheritance 19
I wouldn't even want to be "just friends" after that. Especially if it's been going on for quite awhile. I'd ditch the bitch. Sorry to hear it though OP.
josh1442 12
#6 that was perfect!
ProfessorMctitie 20
Go with them to the movie
Frillwee95 12
Sit right behind them and constantly throw popcorn at the "ex", when confronted reply " sorry too much butter" followed with a winky face.
WCARlover 35
Just friends with benefits OP, nothing to worry about
Lanabur 13
Ditch the bitch.
acommonman 23
Go with them to the movie! See for yourself what's going on.