Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML
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blebleble_fml 0
Post yours in revenge...and give us the link :p
blackheart24 10
Yeaaa but if he's married he should have some self control. It's not like he was forces to look at them.
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Comments (270)
toalysium 15
Exactly Doc! Sounds like she's a bit insecure. Is her friend in better shape? As Ron White says, "Once you've sen one woman naked...you want to see the rest of them naked!"
perdix 31
I hate the term half-naked! Say topless if that's what you mean. Bottomless is a possibility, but less likely. A woman in a skimpy bikini is over 90% naked, even though none of the naughty bits are visible.
roseXthorns 8
90% is an A
perdix 31
But a woman wearing thigh-high boots, a cummerbund, a cape and a ski mask could only be 15% naked, but still get an A+ in my book ... and extended office hours ;)
perdix 31
Yep. Cut out the nipples and the crotch and you're at about 3% naked, but that's just kinda weird. The boots and cummerbund look is just about my limit.
jack_truth_hurts 1
You married him, you deserve it
Gibbel 3
Yeah, that sounds about right.
roseXthorns 8
Imma take a guess and say that your friend is hot.
Sudnifisent 5
+1 for le Grell picture XD
sheethapins 13
Nah, her man loves fat chicks who resemble a horse so he can call them Sarah Jessica Porker.
FMLinCA 12
this "friend" has half naked pictures of themselves why? and why're you tripping over it. get over yourself, get over your insecurities.
jacquesromualdez 12
Half naked? Which half?
Mr_Squinchy 0
He's just being a man. YDI for having a slutty ***** friend putting her pics on FB.
obviousboy 8
Give that man a medal! :P
Phelep85 0
Right click and save the pics as .jpeg
x_xSublime 0
I believe you mean .jpg?
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Someone called me for me?