Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML
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blebleble_fml 0
Post yours in revenge...and give us the link :p
blackheart24 10
Yeaaa but if he's married he should have some self control. It's not like he was forces to look at them.
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Comments (270)
Emo_Girl01 0
Sorry to say but your husband is a stalker
Kemba69 0
Crazy 302 took a dump and smeared it everywhere in back of the police wagon. Now I have to wash it out. FML
dubstepfreak123 0
Hes cares about who you hang out with, what's wrong with that?
juliajealousyy 1
Um it's probably your fault like give him some of your own an he won't have to look at others...
Sinkhole 26
Yeah, it's totally her fault. It's not like men actually enjoy watching provocative pictures of women. Nope, they don't like that at all... when men get married they immediately stop finding other people attractive.
Ghandithong 0
Maybe you should get uglier friends
AmandaBrown11 1
haha I laughed
Playful1985 9
I agree with rldolstie. Stalking pictures of your friend is not cool. I'm pro ****, but his attraction to the friend is a little too close on the Kevin Bacon scale. Go to an adult shop together and buy him a **** film. If he's not interested in free ****, still stalks your friend's pics, and talks about your friend a lot OP you know he's thinking about an affair/has a crush on her.
kingfin88 0
Can it
Nyc__Princess 0
It's not abnormal for a married man to find a women other then his wife attractive. Stop tryna put him on a leash.
alyangel88 0
Really that isn't that bad the world is a beautiful place you can look but if he's messaging her trying to get with her that's different not an FML
fuckhaley 7
YDI, be hotter.
xxtb0 0
hey, they're only half naked.