Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, we did board breaking at a karate demonstration. I was nervous about failing in front of everyone, but I kept my cool. Good news, I broke the board. Bad news, I started crying like a baby because it hurt my hand. I'm 26. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML
Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
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Top comments
DooleyFTW 17
Well you don't need to be that flexible to knee yourself in the face! Pretty much anyone can do it. I wonder what OP was trying to demonstrate
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Tae Kwon D'oh!
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Comments (70)
cchan034 23
I guess that's one way of showing them how to break someone's nose
thatkidhesh 11
i guess that's one extra way to say you're flexible
thatkidhesh 11
i was just trying to point out how flexibility sends to be a priority to OP
addioty 19
Atleast their mom didn't yell at them for getting blood on the carpet.
DooleyFTW 17
Well you don't need to be that flexible to knee yourself in the face! Pretty much anyone can do it. I wonder what OP was trying to demonstrate
GhostChickens 17
I came here to say that, damn you beat me to it! I would have thought that most people are capable of bringing their knees up to their face as long as they're in fairly good shape and don't have any injuries or sickness that prevent it. Still, since OP is really flexible, it could have been worse. Imagine the knots they could have been tied in.
Helldemon 32
If I had to guess, she was probably standing straight up and did a high kick. That's about the only thing I could think of that would require you to be "really flexible" and knee yourself in the face
fatraptorjesus13 9
I kneed myself in the forehead once (it was a bet ) I left $5 and a sandwich richer, but I also couldn't walk for an hour or so, and had a throbbing head.....idk if its normal, but my knee hurt way more than my head.
ZeroPath5 16
Cool story 44...but no one really cares...
Mossears133 15
I wa thinking the same thing. I knee myself in the face when I sneeze sometimes......
bakedbabe 8
That's so true
barricadebabe 15
I bet your instructor told you to keep your nose out of her business.
timelessone 16
I bet you she didn't!
persianninja 23
That was a good one #3
xSunnyOlivia 17
Well if you're a girl, you'll probably have luck in the bedroom, being so flexible. Hope your nose heals fast, OP.
xSunnyOlivia 17
Why is there so many thumbs down...?
Queensland 27
Because 'having luck in the bedroom' has nothing to do with the FML and wasn't necessary to comment
xSunnyOlivia 17
64- i was trying to lighten the situation..? Sorry for trying.
Justice_Beaver 13
Oww. e_e
RetardedPotato 6
From what I have heard it was an abundantly pleasant experience for OP reminiscent of the sensation one gets from ingesting an excess amount of the mashed up remnants of a plant known as cannabis.
FindingYujin 26
You should work on your technique and control then. No good just being flexible.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Tae Kwon D'oh!
timelessone 16
I gave you a thumbs up, only because you took my idea.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
If you snooze, you lose.
timelessone 16
Funny you say that cuz I just woke up too and just in time for new FML's!
Bostern 29
At least there are other advantages to being that flexible, if you know what I mean.
Queensland 27
Kneeing someone else in the face?
AboveAll04 14
squeezing in and out of tight places ?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Kissing your own butt.
clevercake 21
well at least you know you're good enough to break someone's nose!
ryan4723 24
She broke her nose!
CVTTRVN 19
Now that children is a fine example on how to self damage your nose . Thank you master .