Today, I was hanging with my lesbian friend, who I am secretly in love with. I bought her flowers, took her out to eat, and we held hands all through dinner. We met up with our friends later and she told them what we did, then said, "Isn't she the best friend ever? I'm so glad I have an honorary sister like her." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'd been lonely for a while when I finally met a girl that is genuinely brilliant. She's all huggy, clingy and likes me back. Turns out she's a lesbian, so we can't be anything more. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, on a vacation with my best friend who I’m secretly in love with, I was dressed to the nines, and felt confident and upbeat about myself. Not once has he made a move on me the entire time, not even in the hotel room we both shared. At the end of the trip he told me I’m “such a great friend.” FML
Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
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copalolita 17
She definitely picked up on your cues and intentionally friend AND sister-zoned you so you’d get the hint that she’s just not that into you. Find someone else and move on. Also, why are you buying her gifts and stuff when she’s not even your girl??? It seems as though you’re buying gifts in exchange for a relationship which is not how it works. Healthy relationships/friendships are built on mutual interest. Meaning the BOTH of you have to be in it- not one sided investment.
Hangryko 32
She doesn't like you like that. Honour her boundaries or move on.
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Hangryko 32
She doesn't like you like that. Honour her boundaries or move on.
copalolita 17
She definitely picked up on your cues and intentionally friend AND sister-zoned you so you’d get the hint that she’s just not that into you. Find someone else and move on. Also, why are you buying her gifts and stuff when she’s not even your girl??? It seems as though you’re buying gifts in exchange for a relationship which is not how it works. Healthy relationships/friendships are built on mutual interest. Meaning the BOTH of you have to be in it- not one sided investment.
GoogieWithers 25
She either isn't aware of your feelings or she is not attracted to you.