Today, at work on a construction site, my coworker dropped a small piece of metal from 4 stories, and it struck another worker. We quickly began to climb down to see if the person was OK, and the same coworker dropped a metal pole, and crushed my hand, two minutes after the first accident. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I fell and impaled my leg on a steel rod at work. The first guy to respond to my agonised cry for help must’ve been a total moron because he thought it was a prank and yanked on the rod to see how it worked. Then he asked if I did it on purpose to get a day off. FML
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
Today, at 9 o’clock in the morning while I was working, I made the mistake of being comfortable with a machine that literally bends and breaks steel bars. I lost my entire middle finger and the top third of my pinky and ring fingers. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long-arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I got electrocuted at work. The boss thinks I'm faking, even though a chunk of my left hand is gone. FML
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_taylorharper_ 18
I'm convinced he's dropping things on purpose
HollyQuinn 21
******* hell, looks like they need some more training. Or gloves with suction pads.
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Comments (59)
tipsy2013 24
Must've been a smashing experience
Vagitarian4life 14
You're coworker is a moron who should be avoided.
Pinkiss_fml 21
*your
Vagitarian4life 14
You're absolutely correct. My bad.
Abatu 4
not avoided fired and barred from such work in the future
Stillo 25
And was he OK?
HollyQuinn 21
******* hell, looks like they need some more training. Or gloves with suction pads.
Le_ponderer 14
Or they need to get bitten by a radioactive spider! Spiderman was on a lot of scaffolding and was more often than not, able to retract whatever he dropped before it hits the ground or a person.
L4T1M3R 5
yeah everything except the girl he loved it that last movie
Dominus101 20
That's Really unfortunate OP, your Co worker aka butter fingers is definitely a Liability, i know accidents can happen but maybe they should be reassigned to working on the ground as to Not be such a hazard on the job site for now. Hope your hand heals soon
MDoremis 38
I think that person needs to reconsider his line of work.
_taylorharper_ 18
I'm convinced he's dropping things on purpose
snarkytruth 37
If the crew even slightly suspects he dropped stuff intentionally he my find himself the next thing dropped off the 4th floor! ???
Marynfrankie 19
Sounds like a real clutz lol
KatieKoala 19
Wow, sounds as clumsy as I am. Hope your hand gets better soon!
amileah13 26
Holy shit I would get away from him as fast as I could at least nowhere near under him. Hope you both are okay