Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
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Top comments
lonelysquid93 6
Should have asked if she needed a hand.
Tripartita 45
And she didn't even have the courtesy to put one of those wet floor warning signs outside the door? It wouldn't even require too much modification to fit the situation…
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Comments (27)
dj70 3
wow uhh...damn thats hella akward
machiboultata 3
Well, that's more a FML for her...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
She would've deserved it for masturbating at work instead of working, which is what she went there to do.
slothstronaught 11
Clean up on aisle 3
anaheimangels40 11
A Lot Women & ********** At Work, It Relieves Daily On The Job Stress. Nothing Wrong With It.
Mina_N 10
where's the "could have happened to me" button when you need it...?
lonelysquid93 6
Should have asked if she needed a hand.
J15237 25
um? why not get yourself involved and obviously because she was super horny have some extremely hot sex?