Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
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lonelysquid93 6
Should have asked if she needed a hand.
Tripartita 45
And she didn't even have the courtesy to put one of those wet floor warning signs outside the door? It wouldn't even require too much modification to fit the situation…
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Comments (27)
sandman676 20
Finger licking good
Superbaker123 14
Report them? That's just nasty.
logank013 20
Where in Indiana? Sounds like Ball State and IU material...
Regimental_Phan 18
nah man that sounds more like shit that goes on in Kokomo ? (p.s. i live in Kokomo)
countrydad1116 2
Did you offer to clean her up!!
kujiens101 24
If I know anything about porno, so freaky stuff happened after she got caught.
xbaconator9000x 16
"Nice"
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I had a male colleague like that. He was known for jerking off several times a day. The mad thing is we are convinced he had some kink about getting caught because he would go to the bathrooms with several stalls instead of going to the one that was single and where he could have privacy. Once a few guys waited for him to finish and confronted him. Apparently, he was not embarrassed. Strange guy. His girlfriend was working in the company too. Kinda felt bad for her.
cableguy818 3
Macaroni being stirred. Roflmao That might be the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!!!
ariaoflife 8
Oh my god, the mac and cheese post killed me! xD
oldsaltydawg 12
did you give her a hand?