Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
He enjoys the idea of guys jerking off to pictures of him?
saIty 17
There is a girl in yoga pants website?!? Time for uh.. Research...
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Comments (117)
chronosphere 18
thats soooooooooo gay
Fmlsea 28
*faceplam* you need a new bf ,this guy is an idiot .
ElricMustang 23
I was waiting for the one genius who would say that. In fact, I looked at the comments for this post for that specifically. If you caught your boyfriend wearing yoga pants, you'd break up with him? Smart choice. Cause, you know, now he's not perfect anymore.
Reaper5639 16
Oh relax, it's just a harmless prank and it's pretty damn funny too!
cmac86 24
especially if he could see the faces of those who jacked off to it.
macone 30
You don't have to be gay to trick guys who visit this "girls in yoga pants" site. I think it's funny as hell!
DanielleinDC 34
He's an exhibitionist maybe? But that doesn't explain why he doesn't mind guys gawking at his butt.
vencku 13
He might be interested in a house on Arbour Butte Road. I heard there is one available at a reasonable price.
buckdharma 38
That does sound like a good place for a squrirrel to hide his nuts.
hanymandy 6
Haha that's pretty funny!
dan_in_wi 12
next thing u know you'll be single, and he will be dancing in the rainbow parade...
mmaflake 19
No vote. But this is kinda funny. Of this is about pranking pervs very funny. If this is about guys checking it his ass. Not so funny.
Zebediabolical 45
Today I learned there are websites of women in yoga pants. ******' A!
simoncat 11
So many questions- Why is there a site called "Girls In Yoga Pants"? Next - the question of why does your BOYfriend want to seen as a girl in yoga pants? (With his junk hidden...) Where did said BOYfriend GET the girls' yoga pants? (Do I want to know?) Why...oh forget it. I'm done. He's yours. FYL.