Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
He enjoys the idea of guys jerking off to pictures of him?
saIty 17
There is a girl in yoga pants website?!? Time for uh.. Research...
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Comments (117)
maz95 17
I think it may be time for a talk with him...
Dracoboxer357 36
I hate to say this Op, but if he can pull it off convincingly....he must have one nice butt. :P Enjoy the view and see the humour in this! It is kinda funny. ;)
lucianaamelia 21
Agreed ^^
DocBastard 40
Yoga pants can make almost any ass look like Jennifer Lopez's.
mybluedream 8
I dunno, I have seen my fair share of yoga pants that didn't work so well in the wondrous lands of Walmart.
DocBastard 40
Sounds like an FML for you. Though YDI for shopping in Walmart.
TxCountryBeauty 10
Why would yoga pants cause someone's butt to look like J-Lo's? Out of serious curiosity.
ositoakaluis 16
Because Technology that's why
FML_Whale 18
56 - the way they fit makes ass look wonderful. yoga pants aren't for everyone. some girls have no ass, and some girls have too much ass for them.
abceasyas123abc 12
What's wrong with shopping at Walmart? (Note: I'm not American)
rutuu92 14
nothing really, it's just some hideously disgusting and fat people go to Walmart in yoga pants
FrietvanPiet 16
Maybe you don't appriciate his ass enough which is why he looks for recognition elsewhere.
cheer21moose 13
I always wondered whose butt that was...
maggySNP 12
I really hope I haven't played a solo on the devils clarinet to any of his pictures
Catkam623 27
I was really trying to think if I'd ever spanked the ferret to a guy. I've decided that I haven't to keep my mental peace.
jaredofmo 22
Booty is booty.
ririchan94 18
My partner does this all the time, it is no surprise for me to be greeted by a different 'girl' most days when i come home from work... call me strange but I quite like it, turns us both on!
_wraith 15
Hey mate, whatever works for you, I say! :D
Impignorate 8
At least we know who wears the girl-pants in this relationship.
StanSmith2013 26
Sounds like your boyfriend may be more homosexual than you had thought!
rattusrattus 19
There's nothing in the FML about the OP's boyfriend wanting to engaging in snuggly or sexy activities with other men...
simoncat 11
Hey StanSmith2013- Yoga pants may look quite nice in the man. But homophobia looks bad on EVERYONE.
perdix 31
He'll probably get thumbed down for his unsightly camel toe.
Enslaved 38
Just make sure that, it's a camel toe and not left over Christmas mistletoe! I hear "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it". :P ***Thank you Catwoman from "Batman Returns" for that trivia tidbit!