Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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xlord 27
He enjoys the idea of guys jerking off to pictures of him?
saIty 17
There is a girl in yoga pants website?!? Time for uh.. Research...
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Comments (117)
laneka98 6
lmaooo thats when questioning needs to.take place
AgentClassyPants 9
Awwwwww.... I seriously thought that was a chick's butt!
Satoaoi 13
I'm sorry but that is hilarious I wish I could of seen your face I'm surprised you didn't laugh
lesp 6
So, your boyfriend is awesome and hilarious and you're complaining?
Danielt104 6
Now I'm terrified to get on the chive
Akay4 14
FAP ABORT!FAP ABORT!
KevinFlynn 13
what a dumbass
jasonmph2013 1
Amy, I a willing to bet he was wearing them because he loves how they feel and look , I am a totally straight guy and I wear my girlfriends all the time . They feel wonderful ! I love when my girl touches me and rubs her hands all over me while i wear them , The feeling is out of this world ! Some times we both wear them and sleep in them . so that is why i say he is wearing them , he loves how they look on you and how they feel on him ! my favorite brand are lululemon grove pants
BiNeko 12
Your bf is awesome
carrissa3 13
Time to come out of the closet