Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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hXcsoccerplaya 0
haha it's like 'how I met your mother' with the character Natalie!
Wolfex999 0
Your girlfriends a bitch. You never break up with people over the phone, and defiantly not over a message. Hopefully she didn't say anything, err unneasasary.
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Comments (82)
applesuckers 0
o.O
WtFiMdAdDy 0
@ 16, wtf lol Incest is wrong in so many ways (no pun intended)
ownedthawte 0
well **** her, time to date rosey palms again :-)
ownedthawte 0
learn English or gtfo. talking like a "thug" on the net makes you look like a 8 year old
supernaturalfan 0
My ex did the same thing the morning of my first college final
KurouTenshi 0
that's not too bad, she couldve done it over YouTube with the entire WORLD watching. either way, there's always the alternative: Palmela Handerson ;)
iPinecomb 0
I see what you did there... nice.
KurouTenshi 0
thanks.+I%27m+glad+you+saw.+%0Acould+you+please+explain+what+I+did%3F+I+have+no+idea.+LOL
KurouTenshi 0
the mobile is being annoying... :D and I still like Pop•Tarts!!!
sabatical 0
you are my hero
mahamii_93 0
oh dang..that sucks FYL :/
DittoToo 0
Who the F still uses an answering machine? Or are you just reminiscing about something that happened to you in 1986?
FMLrockzdude 0
it happens to the best of us (me) FYL and FML
Fminetoo 0
FYL, I also was just dumped via voicemail.