Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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hXcsoccerplaya 0
haha it's like 'how I met your mother' with the character Natalie!
Wolfex999 0
Your girlfriends a bitch. You never break up with people over the phone, and defiantly not over a message. Hopefully she didn't say anything, err unneasasary.
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hXcsoccerplaya 0
haha it's like 'how I met your mother' with the character Natalie!
LilDarkAngel9014 2
That surely does suck. She is a asz for not doing it in person.
BeeSkwaird 0
She's a bitch for doing it unilaterally at all. But, yeah, doing it unilaterally over a public answering machine is just thoughtless.
ReyEr9412 0
Still better than a text message... except for the family part
Chaith 16
How I met your Mother. This was the FIRST thing I thought of too.. haha.
AndreaHaha 0
aww that sucks fyl just think about it this way she made room for someone else special to come in your life (:
u_killed_kenny_ 0
I don't get why people put YDI for these, how could they controlled it?
the_abnormal 0
they would have found out anyways..
kuizinaz 0
at least you wont have to make up a stroy to explain the break up... :)
maskedman 9
That's sad. I want to cry for you but I can't stop laughing.
aznpersuasion863 0
#2 haha y r u laughing?
maskedman 9
i'm laughing because this feels like something you would see in a sitcom. I also laugh to keep from crying.
lonelyplanetboy 0
I help you laughing~>O
maskedman 9
Thanks+lonelyplanetboy.+
Sexysexton 0
That's aweful!why the hell would you laugh?
RaWriTbEkElliE 0
lol ^^
Wolfex999 0
Your girlfriends a bitch. You never break up with people over the phone, and defiantly not over a message. Hopefully she didn't say anything, err unneasasary.
MF12 0
defiantly? who was she defying?
Wolfex999 0
Stupid I-pod spell check. definatly* If that's how you spell it... lol I'm out of it today.
artemis_fowl_fan 0
Thank you, kind stranger.
CountDuk 5
god... good thing you guys are done... she sounds like an ass to not even wait to talk to you in person, or at least over the phone in a case where YOU ARE THERE.
pajamurao 0
pls capitalize God
Fop 6
Dumbass. You don't even capitalize the first letter of your sentence, then tell others to capitalize "god?" Capitalizing "god" is, in fact, wrong if you don't believe in any gods or if you believe in multiple gods. Therefore, if you're not Christian or Jewish, you have the right to write "god" rather than "God."
mylifeisgreatbtw 0
Lol, then he was right telling that guy to capitalise 'god' as it was the start of his sentence =P
mskg 0
I don't capitalize god. I'm Hindu. I find that offensive. Go to hell.
mskg 0
Oh also, mylifeisgreatbtw is a great screen name:) Winn:)
purplehaze980 0
fyl for having ur gf break up on an answering machine .. but who cares if ur family heard it they would have found out newayz !
aardvarkish 17
BFD
yummy_mummy 0
what a bitch!! the least she could do is face to face. she took the cowards way out your better off without her. FYL
taycandy96 2
Your dog pic is adorable.
JoeMamas 0
What'd your wife say?
applesuckers 0
Win!!! XD
angelkissezxox 3
fyl. who breaks up over answering machine, or txt? people who cant say it to there face.