Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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hXcsoccerplaya 0
haha it's like 'how I met your mother' with the character Natalie!
Wolfex999 0
Your girlfriends a bitch. You never break up with people over the phone, and defiantly not over a message. Hopefully she didn't say anything, err unneasasary.
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Comments (82)
Sexysexton 0
Aww that's aweful! Poor you! I bet you r way better and more good looking then she is
dannyboy623 0
literally the exact same thing happened to my little brother, except we weren't at home. we were on vacation and my dad had his phone hooked up so we could hear voicemails sent to our house. a few people in line by us at Disney World laughed aswell. haha.
dannyboy623 0
if they were good your boss could have given you a motorboat. take that comment as you will. :)
BraddaKaikz 0
Haha dat suckz
_suckerss214 6
woow thatt sucks :/
HeartOfLead 24
At least they didn't call it "family fun time."
meouch 6
Is your name Natalie by any chance and is it your birthday and was his name Ted?
meouch 6
Never mind I just realized it said girlfriend
FemskyD 26
Auwtch!! Thats horrible
Bowman_13 4
Well I would say, I'm single now so let's party and drink