Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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hXcsoccerplaya 0
haha it's like 'how I met your mother' with the character Natalie!
Wolfex999 0
Your girlfriends a bitch. You never break up with people over the phone, and defiantly not over a message. Hopefully she didn't say anything, err unneasasary.
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Comments (82)
blankettt 0
It's hard to tell whether or not you deserved this. Maybe you're just as innocent as your FML sounds and your ex-girlfriend was just a dumb, cowardly bitch; however, for all we know, you were abusive and you beat her, she finally had enough and ran for safety, and once she was safe, decided to tell you she was through. This could go both ways.
pippacrawford 4
So could almost all FMLs. The marine whose wife cheated on him while he was on active duty could have an abusive **** with aggression issues. You have FMLs at face value otherwise you're just overanalyzing
ChrisCTL 0
I had the same thing happen to me once, only it was the day of my grandpas funeral. I then later found out her dad was ******* her, so I now laugh everytime I remember that day.
perdix 31
How many of them voted that they "liked" the breakup message? Facebook is penetrating real life, y'know.
78euge781995 0
FYL OP. At least she should be brave and breaked up with you personally, not by leaving you a message or text.
sabatical 0
better than email....
sabatical 0
did I just read "breaked up"
corme_fml 0
FYL. Unfortunately not a lot of people know how to make nice/clean breaks. Hopefully the message was at least respectable. Would suck if she used the "just friends" or "not you but me" lines. Seriously... is it that hard to treat people (especially 'friends' and lovers) the same way you would like to be treated?
sabatical 0
breaked up fail.
katmandont 0
Hey, have you been dating my ex? I found out we were through when some other guy answered the phone when I called her.
sabatical 0
ouch
fisheatsbear 6
YDI for still having a landline
Firetroop 0
? I know of only one person that uses cell phones as their home phone, everyone else has landlines.
sabatical 0
my landline cuts out more than my cell does! damn digital phone these days.