Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
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hXcsoccerplaya 0
haha it's like 'how I met your mother' with the character Natalie!
Wolfex999 0
Your girlfriends a bitch. You never break up with people over the phone, and defiantly not over a message. Hopefully she didn't say anything, err unneasasary.
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Comments (82)
MillerP 0
THAT SUCKS
riveer 0
good to see i'm not the only one watching "how i met your mother".
blastvortex 4
At least you don't have to worry about telling your family members any more.
Gabbiegummies 4
that stinks next time save your mesages for alone time she sucks for breaking up over the fone
its_my_life123 0
Aw :( things will get better!
ImLikeDat001 0
Oh my gosh! thats messed up lol.... she could have said that in person. i cant stand when people do stuff like that
thatoneGeo 0
fake and gay
riveer 0
yeah, i saw just the same situation in How i Met Your Mother. Totally fake.
mskg 0
oh my god. as unfortunate that that is to you. dang. she need to report her dad.
mskg 0
um the person who wrote this comment probably doesn't use English as his/her native language.
kyliebeatriz08 0
at 67:ur comment is hilarious,hahahaha. Anyways, FYL that is definetely a rude way of breaking up, call her back and tell her everything she deserves to be told!