Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
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Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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azouwa 26
Pregnancy test should clear the air... That's just to get you off the hook with your mom (or confirm) no matter how it turns out you'll want to make an appt with a gyno/obgyn. Sorry OP, but unless you're pregnant or on a birth control... that shit ain't normal. Unless... you're malnourished.
nentenkupo 19
The fact that you missed 3 periods means you should go to the doctor, pregnant or not
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azouwa 26
Pregnancy test should clear the air... That's just to get you off the hook with your mom (or confirm) no matter how it turns out you'll want to make an appt with a gyno/obgyn. Sorry OP, but unless you're pregnant or on a birth control... that shit ain't normal. Unless... you're malnourished.
Callyn 47
She's 15, quite a lot of teenagers have irregular periods. At 15, she should probably be seeing an OB/GYN anyway but it's not really that alarming for a 15 year old girl to have an irregular period, even one this irregular.
bluejello2001 18
Exactly. It's not unusual to have an irregular period, especially while still in your teens. Half the reason I went on the pill was because I was done with not knowing if it'd be 3 weeks or 3 months between my periods.
boopingsnoot 25
My aunt started the pill at 14 because her first period lasted 2 months and showed no sign of stopping!
esra99 12
Actually, for younger girls to miss few months is VERY normal, both me and my little sister had super irregular periods our first few years but it sorts itself out around your 20s
DianaRawrz 13
Well it is. She can be just irregular.
Amanda G Rich 23
Not always true. I used to be super fit and active and never got periods even though I ate plenty (practically everything in the house haha).
interesting33 37
yeah she is out of order and you should see the school nurse or a doctor becsuse that is not usual so you want to get it checked out. Take care OP
T3chie 13
Actually for a 15 year old, it’s 100% normal :)
interesting33 37
ah in that case I was wrong, I'm sorry. I don't know enough about it despite having periods myself. Also thank you for the way you wrote your comments it was very light and kind and non accusatory. Thank you
Valeon_K 16
My apology, I misclicked and hit the thumbs down button. You are correct about the starting-periods thing. Another thing that might be going on with her is a hormone thing or something else with the ovaries. I skipped periods until I was 16 then constantly would bleed for months and skip for months because of PCOS. This was discovered when I was 18 but at least there were the pills for it...
alycion 39
Thyroid issues and endometriosis can cause it too. Combined, it’s extra fun.
nentenkupo 19
The fact that you missed 3 periods means you should go to the doctor, pregnant or not
withered 30
What the hell is wrong with your mom? She should know there are various reasons for having irregular periods. Some people just never have them regularly. A normal reaction would be "You should go to gynecologist".
RichardPencil 32
Mary had the same problem with her mom. You could be having the next Jesus!
Spiritbird 17
Virgin birth came to my mind too lol
Spiritbird 17
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The fastest way to un-ground yourself wud be to just 'show' her u r still virgin. Just being practical ya know.
Zekfen 17
I think I saw that porno once.
boopingsnoot 25
The hymen doesn’t actually work that way. If she’s old enough to be menstruating, it will have been eroded by her own hormones (except for some painful medical conditions). And that’s even before factoring in her playing sports or using tampons! TL;DR - you fail biology
HopeDawn 13
Except it's not 1893 anymore and we know that hymans don't necessarily prove anything.
HopeDawn 13
Except it's not 1893 anymore and we know that hymans don't necessarily prove anything.
Yoyo2002 10
I use a birth control shot that last for 3 months and it stops them could it be something like that?
WhatHappenedToIt 22
not everyone reacts the same way to the shot. I have two friends, both sisters, one had them stop it and the other had her period for the entire time the chemical was in her system.
doodlesmcnoodles 18
I'm on the shot. haven't had a period in three years. best choice I ever made. my cramps were HORRIBLE.
DeviLili_fml 7
If your mom thinks you’re pregnant, she should make you an ob/gyn appointment to check on it anyway...where it will become obvious you aren’t pregnant. A doctor’s pregnancy test carries more weight than home tests, especially for someone as irrational as your mother
Lobby_Bee 18
Have you been to a male friends house and sat near his PC wearing a skirt? If so, you may be pregnant from residual masturbation semen seeping through your panties.
I'veRunOuttaPatience 11
I didn't have regular periods until after I was 20. Before that, I would always skip a month or two, especially if I was engaging in a lot of physical activity playing sports. I once went as long as 5 months with no period. I suggest you see a doctor, but everything should be fine. Talk to your mom and ask to prove that you're not pregnant.