Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, I came back home from an errand and found my ex in bed, embracing my 20 year-old daughter. They said that nothing has been going on. Glad he's an ex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of five years is also my half-sister. She has no idea, I don't know how to tell her, and I've never been more turned on. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
How old are your kids? I'm a little concerned that they were well aware of the fact that your wife was having an affair and that they didn't report it to you.
interesting33 37
you have got to wonder how people can be so cruel to each other.
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Comments (20)
Faguni 3
F.R.I.E.N.D.S 2.0?
ARISKomuniszt 24
Take the kids and run for the hills...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sorry you were so badly betrayed, OP.
mightyjoe2 11
Well look at the bright side you can see them both naked at the same time
Curiousgeorgejc 1
This could go one of threeways ...
Curiousgeorgejc 1
This could go one of threeways ...
anothermaria 9
wow.Those ladies showed you no respect man. that's pure evil
Jac8675309 4
did you at least ask if they needed a hand?
fde2blknimout 18
How did you kill them?
Jaimmy Jury 17
I think what's scares you is the one thing they have in common is sex with you haha lol jks