Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating. Not on me but WITH me! This man has a whole wife and two kids that I swear I had no idea about. I feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out my SO is cheating on me. He has been acting weird so I went through his phone and, sure enough, my gut was right. We have a baby and I've been raising his kids. He's wack as hell for that. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
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Traveling_Book 9
Cheating is always shitty. If you aren’t happy just leave. However, if your kids did say that it may be time to take a long hard look in the mirror. Either you were dealt a shitty wife and bratty/awful children or you aren’t the best spouse and father.
Justin Parker 11
not necessarily, my kids like grandma and grandpa a lot better than mom or me. but the reason why is grandma and grandpa would let the kids get away with murder, while mom and I actually correct bad behavior rather than just accept it. it could be a similar situation.
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Traveling_Book 9
Cheating is always shitty. If you aren’t happy just leave. However, if your kids did say that it may be time to take a long hard look in the mirror. Either you were dealt a shitty wife and bratty/awful children or you aren’t the best spouse and father.
Justin Parker 11
not necessarily, my kids like grandma and grandpa a lot better than mom or me. but the reason why is grandma and grandpa would let the kids get away with murder, while mom and I actually correct bad behavior rather than just accept it. it could be a similar situation.
evilplatypus 39
When my BIL was in custody court for his daughter, the judge asked the daughter who she wanted to go with. Her choices: Her father who: Expects her to go to school Makes her do chores Oversees her homework Her mother who: Is usually too passed out drunk or high to know what day it is Guess who she picked?
RichardPencil 32
You must suck on so many levels!