Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
It's not what you think
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
You what now?
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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ThongWarrior 17
At least he was impressed?
unicornluver3173 13
"Warm kitty, soft kitty. Little ball of fur."
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ThongWarrior 17
At least he was impressed?
wallamanut 14
"How majestic your arm hair is! how foolish I was to not realize that you are truly the only one for me!"
MrSassypants 34
#9, that would make the story of Rapunzel a hell of a lot stranger.
Hiktmae 20
Don't worry, just remember you're not alone; my sister has the same problem
micahchesterman 7
OP don't worry about it! Some guys actually find some well kept arm hair attractive.
RedPillSucks 33
well kept? like in a bun? or perhaps braided? The courageous girl can go Rasta
steveO95 13
Or she. We can't just assume. :)
steveO95 13
Sorry, just re-read the post. Nothing like well kept arm hair. ;)
vikky538 29
time for wax to impress your crush...
sarah5745 41
Why should op wax? He was impressed by the arm hair..
Cass_x 22
Why the **** would anyone wax their ARM hair anyway?
Patriots21 14
because some people take pleasure in not looking like a wooly mammoth. no girl wants to be seen with thick, dense black hair carpeting their arms.
Saicere 15
#15, same reason someone wouldn't: Because they feel like it.
Enslaved 38
I'm not hairy at all but I still wax or shave (depending on if I have time) including my arm hairs. I own a waxing kit at home. They're only around $40. I like the clean way it looks. No one should be told what to do with their body hairs including being told that they shouldn't wax either.
foxwasalamb 24
exactly. you shouldn't have to change your appearance for your crush. i mean unless its like showering more than once a month, maybe throwing on some deodorant if needed, etc.
Saicere 15
#32, the fact that deodorant is a "maybe" for you is something I find concerning.
Cass_x 22
34, you do know that deodorant isn't good for you, right?
Saicere 15
#35 wrong. Most anti-perspirants aren't good for you. Most aerosol deodorants aren't good for you. That doesn't mean we should all stop using deodorant (which actually isn't bad for you at all) and start a body odour revolution. And personally, I'll be sticking to my nice chemically-induced sweatlessness and my anti-perspirant. I'd rather be moderately unhealthy than smell like a homeless person.
Cass_x 22
37,I never said I don't use it. Also, there are loads of people with non-smelling sweat. So they could easily go without deodorant. Not everyone who doesn't use it smells like "a homeless person".
foxwasalamb 24
miss saicere, i personally don't really sweat, so yes, deodorant is a maybe for me. my boyfriend doesn't wear it and he doesn't sweat
guitar93cd 8
To #37 & 42. How do you know what homeless people smell like?
Ichiya 29
Just be glad they don't know what homeless people taste like.
PSYqualiac 17
Deodorant isn't a need... it's just helpful so the world doesn't smell people's B.O. which not everyone produces. But deodorants don't work for everyone either. #2, why should she wax? Explain. He liked it. OP, best of luck.
pandalover69 26
Where does it say he liked it? Oh it doesn't.
pandalover69 26
#8 I don't think he was impressed because he liked it, it seems like he's just never seen arm hair that long on a woman.
makersmarkmike 17
Maybe you should have a lengthy discussion with him...
Patriots21 14
firstly, your comment is a horrible pun. secondly, your shirt is off in your profile picture, douche.
unicornluver3173 13
"Warm kitty, soft kitty. Little ball of fur."
unicornluver3173 13
"Happy kitty, sleepy kitty. Purr,purr,purr."
EverestMelting 23
Dur.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm only down voting this comment because you got the lyrics wrong.
unicornluver3173 13
And look how many ***** I don't give!
TheSwegMaster69 11
"It was just banter." Is what she should've said.
PSYqualiac 17
You're so great at memorizing song lyrics... Bazinga!
unicornluver3173 13
Lol bruh
Kateraenee 13
ROFL!!!???
kstephens2326 15
sometimes you have to take what you can get......
FluffyPandas156 13
Hey, on the bright side. He admires something about you. Don't always look down on yourself.
hard_candy 25
fooly-wooly! savor the moment!
lowkeybelieber 7
That's hairassment.
xluciferx666 21
Hey if you got it flaunt it don't be embarrassed embrace your individuality
Enslaved 38
"Well, since you're willing to pet hairy things"... *winks*