Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
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sireen 0
you're pathetic.
EvilHippyEmperor 0
Why can I hear The Offspring's "Self Esteem" playing in my head?
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Comments (159)
Tubasaurus 0
Stop putting sex on a pedestal. When you prioritize sex like that you are allowing her to manipulate you.
CDS09 0
I see OP never heard of self respect. This is a YDI for not having the balls to break up with her. Being single is not the worst thing in the world; besides, she will just do this again now that she knows she can get away with it.
Minuet 0
Be the kind of guy who wouldn't stay with his cheating girlfriend just to get laid, and maybe girls who won't cheat will actually be interested.
judgeymcjudge 0
^^^ This, definitely.
lmmmr 0
AGREED.
_Natasha_ 0
Well said, Minuet.
ohnoyouDINT 0
You sicken me.
zolziski 11
OP, I think you did great. She obviously doesn't care about you or she wouldn't have strayed. She obviously doesn't care about your best friend else she would have left you for him. If she's going to act like a **** then she shouldn't be surprised if she gets treated like one.
Ozmat 0
Laugh out loud . Why not just break the awkwardness and have threesoms? Win win. She gets laid by her true lover: he doesn't feel left out: you get to have sex! Problem solvered.
missbadluk 0
For real. They're already all 3 (and whoever else, if the ho will sleep with his friend at their own house then I'm sure there's others) sharing body fluids and std's so why not?!?!?
NinjaPimp 0
Meh. I've done the same thing. It's easier that way.
gear_fml 0
i respect that lol
judgeymcjudge 0
Wow, I don't know who is the bigger asshole, you or her. I also don't know who is more pathetic. Either way, going with YDI on this one. Hope she stops shagging you because she realises you're a ******* loser. I also hope she ends up alone because she's a cheating bitch. Maybe they cancel each other out, and you two deserve one another. Oh, and punch your "best friend" in the face. Oh, wait, sorry; you're probably too much of a joke to confront him at all anyway.
marsy 0
Agreed!
FredTheAlmighty 0
You tell em
thequickredofox 0
Really, you wouldn't get laid otherwise? There are heaps of women with crap self esteem that will sleep with just about anyone - surely you're not that ugly, slovenly or flatulent that you couldn't find someone else!
ah_09 0
i agree with #13 . since your only with her for for the sex, in the first place , you definitely deserve it. and since you forgave her, most likely she`s going to do it again . learn to date people you actually want to be with , maybe then they`d be treated differently and wouldn`t end up cheating on you . really , you should try it some time. you`d br happier i`m sure.
ah_09 0
aha i don`t care , it`s how i type. no big deal
Defiant47 0
Well you type wrong.
ah_09 0
not quite, at least i spell correctly , nothing`s wrong with using a different apostrophe . besides, this site isn`t for critisizing the way people type.