Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
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sireen 0
you're pathetic.
EvilHippyEmperor 0
Why can I hear The Offspring's "Self Esteem" playing in my head?
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Comments (159)
iljajlm 4
Holy shit dude. chill the **** out you don't even know this chick. all she means is that being in a relationship just for sex is stupid and i have to agree. I can see where you're coming from with her obviously not loving him and cheating but i think her being pissed off at the fact that he's only staying in it for sex, if anything would, would be evidence that she isn't a ****. and even if she was you couldn't tell that from a three sentance ******* comment. So quit trash talking on the internet and grow a pair
nick17 0
Ydi for being a pussy and getting walked all over by ur girlfriend
Veolin 0
That sounds more like a "**** Her Life" if I ever heard one.... >.>
person1000003 0
Hahah
lizzie447 0
U ****** bitch! I thought you loved me! We are through! :@
access_denied 0
Did you break up with your best friend, or keep him around too...you know, because you won't have anyone to hang out with otherwise...
doof_fisch 2
Wow! It took 119 comments before someone brought up the best friend. What a jerk he is! Why isn't he getting any of the blame? Some best friend he is! Go out and get an STD. Have sex with your GF. Then dump her. When she goes back to your "best friend" she will have sex with him and infect him with the STD. There! You got your revenge! ......... oh ....wait. You still will have your STD. .... Never mind.
hellFighter 0
Grow a ******* backbone. YDI.
just_a_teen_girl 0
wow, u r such a jerk. what the hell is ur problem???
AXavierB 1
"Can't get laid otherwise"? Way to sell yourself short. YDI for letting her walk all over you like that. Dump the tramp, ditch your "best friend" (Some friend. What kind of friend does that?) and find someone worthy of your time and affection. You shouldn't keep sleeping with her; the sleazy bitch doesn't deserve any part of you after what she did.
skaffz 0
To be honest, when your bitch cheats on you, you can make her feel so guilty she will prostitute for you. Go make that money fool.