Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML
Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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Top comments
Honesty4U 0
There is no excuse for smelling bad, unless you're allergic to deodorant. And even then there are options. You totally deserve this one!
RadAtThis01 0
stink much?
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Comments (70)
MagnaV30 0
Contrary to popular belief, you will not melt if you are exposed to a soap and water combination.
fraqtl 1
the Wicked Witch of the West begs to differ
Sirin_fml 47
Mobile site reply test. Yay, it works!
cowsgomooatyou 8
You legend! Haha I love witches :).
sourgirl101 29
Which witch is which? That's all you'll get, when you watch "The Wizard of Oz" and listen to "Pink Floyd" "Dark Side of the Moon" at the same time.
Glenn_Coco 0
Omg you rock! It made the movie more interesting watching while listening to the Album.
threer 30
"Are you a bad witch or a good witch, Dorothy?" "Why, I don't know. What are you?" "Only bad witches are ugly!" Glinda is a sociopath with a vanity problem, by the way.
youfailed18 0
If you stink that bad, you need some prescription deodorant or something. it's called hygiene for a reason.
kikibisweet 0
Maybe they should get soap also. Spray doesnt help!
jessbobessy09 0
take a ******* shower!!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Do you? Bless your parents for saying to you what your friends probably want to. I hope the point of your FML is that you stink and not that your parents told you so. Find a way to de-musk yourself, OP.
deepbluesea 1
Well, do you? What do you need; the Acme Anvil to drop onto your head? In their discreet way they are trying to tell you that you have a problem with body odor. If you are bathing regularly (every day) and changing your clothing and underwear every day, then maybe it's time to see a doctor.
sourgirl101 29
Roadrunner?
LemonStarship 5
Two words. Axe Detailer.
MonkeyMan03 0
no 1 word: deodorant
ImOutsideYourWin 0
two words: Old Spice
marleyvk 0
four words: I'm on a horse.
ulicksam 0
How can you not know when it's that bad?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Most people can't smell themselves. This fact is very evident with perfume, you know those girls who smell like they are wearing three bottles, it's because they are used to their own scent. They tend to feel that if they can't smell it, it means no one can. The same is true for B.O. , people are so used to their own smell that they don't realize they smell bad.
Randomlyscrm13 0
Omg thats nasty get help OP seriously stinky people should get smacked for being gross... Its not that hard to stay clean and smell good duh
mintcar 10
Shower gel is a little more appropriate.