Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML
Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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Top comments
Honesty4U 0
There is no excuse for smelling bad, unless you're allergic to deodorant. And even then there are options. You totally deserve this one!
RadAtThis01 0
stink much?
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Comments (70)
RikkiLG 0
There's a thing called showering much!Your parents should be the one saying FML for having to give you the hint.
eagle12 0
maybe they think you like body spray? and maybe they think you like having options?
ColdGold 6
Soak your body in some epsoms salts and hot water, repeat every day, use soap, rinse off good, wash your clothes, your sheets -- well, all the bedding on your bed. Drink parsely tea, eat vegetables, stay away from prepared meats. Take a laxative, take some fiber. Gargle with listerine. Brush and floss.
sourgirl101 29
Left no stone un-turned. lol
cavanz 0
DO you get it yet?
TryptamineDreame 0
At least you're not a woman smelling of fish, like a woman I work with.
Zmeilerr 22
Why do you need a new can of body spray twice a week? unless you load yourself up with it every day.
redbull33_fml 0
And you're just catching on now?
Pocahontas22_fml 0
Why don't they buy you deodorant, instead of body spray??
bloodonthestars 0
no, I don't get it.
madmadd 0
that stinks...