Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML
Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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schwancy 2
Uuuuh ok?
null_fml 11
...Betty White?
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Comments (64)
schwancy 2
Uuuuh ok?
Generalx3 0
exactly.
H8rSk8r 0
Oh noes you pulled to the side of the road! The world is ending!!!!
GrammerNazi1000 8
not FML worthy
MissMel_xo 0
wow....
sarah48_fml 0
wow this is a true fml.. I'm so sorry you experienced this tragedy..
lionandthelamb61 9
happened to me before with the siren in the song and me thinking I was being pulled over for half a second. luckily my life isn't ****** cause I'm not stupid enough to actually pull over, especially when they're no flashing lights behind me. dumbass
guiltypleasure12 0
Really Moderators?! you pick this nonsense over my FML worthy posts? -.-
xBrinnyBrutalx 0
Today, I wasted about 15 seconds of my time reading an FML that's not even an FML.. FML. ._.
Hernandez15_fml 0
how is this a fml? ur stupid that's about it. nothing really to say fml to tho.
thrice324 0
I've always hated when people say "this is not an FML!" because it's a little bit trivial, but oh my god this is not an FML. This is actually pathetic.
unfortunate_13 5
so you're saying FML, because it wasn't a cop and you didn't get a fine? hmm...
Kanvis78 0
Cheese is good!
missmontreal97 4
agreed with all of the above :]
MissErikaHart 0
lol silly
Timbits93 1
Pay attention next time...
music_METAL 0
could of been worse, atleast the old lady wasn't the PD, then you would of been in a world of shit. aha
FYLDeep 26
I know right. I would have been like "****" when I heard the siren, and then immediately relieved when I saw the woman go by. That's a case that you can by happy that you were mistaken.
Shookitup 0
How is this an FML?
Shookitup 0
.... -.-
Shookitup 0
I didn't know how to approach this fml... I think you deserve to walk away from your computer, not necessarily a "OMG sucks to be you!" moment...-.- So please continue with your morning :)
goldhighways 0
how could you not tell that the siren was coming from inside your car?
sammywhits 0
big deal bit like anyone was there to seenit am I right ?
EricaAnnihilate 0
Interesting.
MrsUchiha 0
So where has this ****** your life? Or even a moment of it? It wasn't the cops, say your thanks and move on.
CarmeloAnthony 0
how is this an FML? it was a litle mistake that made no difference to anything at all..
CarmeloAnthony 0
wtf...?
rockr_chick 5
fml fail....
r6_fml 4
fyl cuz you pulled over for no reason? really?