Miscellaneous: Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been...

By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By thatsucks - 28/02/2016 20:49 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML

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meggieeeee92 27

Monday 5 January 2015 17:31

I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?

shinikageWolf 15

Monday 5 January 2015 17:32

God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

Monday 5 January 2015 21:20

That's one nasty ************

[email protected] 14

Monday 5 January 2015 21:57

that's a "shitty" situation

yepokay 11

Monday 5 January 2015 21:59

Uh... Hopefully your roommate is not a human but rather a pet of some sort?

chefcow 17

Monday 5 January 2015 22:21

By any chance is your roommate a dog?

Vivi99 12

Monday 5 January 2015 22:32

I'd get a new roommate

Goodtimes26 7

Monday 5 January 2015 22:40

New roommate time and I would tell everybody

conduit65 10

Monday 5 January 2015 22:59

Was he high when you saw the poo?

anabanana101 15

Monday 5 January 2015 23:09

I think your roommate has some issues

QMAN4000 10

Monday 5 January 2015 23:19

Just... Why

Roku_Crow 12

Monday 5 January 2015 23:25

That's a shitty way to come home

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