Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
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alex_vik 1
You deserved that for calling a priest lame.
HopelesslyHpfl 0
you don't mess with God's followers Haha
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Comments (199)
Sloan_The_Great 0
:) Feel better, maybe you should pray God will heal your ankle
mehwhateverr 0
why the hell are people saying they deserved it? the priest was obviously their friend and they were joking with each other.
oloochi 0
you guys are ******* freaks. Not everyone HAS to believe in Christianity dumbasses...closeminded people
The_Big_Guy 0
Actually, God doesn't do that type of stuff. He sits back and let's people dig their own grave. The only one who would deal out childish revenge like that would be Satan and his demons, just proving once again that religion is the true evil.
countrygal926 0
I don't think they were friends, if they were it wouldn't be an FML
notnormal 0
It's totally Karma. You shouldn't call anybody lame to their face (unless you were joking. Then it's just a really bad excuse for an fml). And don't shoot me down for saying it's karma, religious people. It's possible to believe in both, so chill!
greenman_fml 0
God will only forgive you if you blow the priest.
sympathetic 0
NOW who's lame?
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
I now believe in God.
Jack_Of_Spades 0
Dont **** with the holy man dude. I know myself by first hand experience.