Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
You deserved that for calling a priest lame.
HopelesslyHpfl 0
you don't mess with God's followers Haha
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Comments (199)
emorockerownage 9
thats what you get douche
alwaysalady 0
I LOL'd. that's awesome.
lolololcheese 0
maybe its the placebo effect!
LifeSux19 0
Lmao. Karma.
withoutpassports 0
Lol at all of these comments.
xsanctuary 0
LOLLL! that is hilarious I say karma, don't bitch at me Karma = bitch lol
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
hahaha that made my day
gregthestrange 3
priests are serious business
maconmann 0
Haha i wish i had the power to make people trip.
maconmann 0
Actually, 34 is wrong about hinduism and karma! First of all, there is one god in hinduism, 3 major gods combine to make one. The rest are just dieties. Second of all, karma isn't the idea that "if you do good, good will come to you; if you do bad, bad will come to you." It's the idea that if you are if you are good and follow religion in this life, then when you are reencarnated in the next life, you will be reencarnated as a higher cast, if not an animal if you've been really bad. Man i feel like a douche for writing so much but just thought I'd correct you!