Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
You deserved that for calling a priest lame.
HopelesslyHpfl 0
you don't mess with God's followers Haha
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Comments (199)
DeathByIrony90 0
@ #34 Hinduism is commonly mistaken for polytheistic, but they actually worship one supreme god in many different forms and manifestations. That doesn't make this crazy coincidence any less funny though!
hippies_rule 0
#56: The priest must have been a closet Satanist.
Neep_fml 0
Anyway you look at it, you got owned. Lol.
zebendyone 0
#20, I'm pretty sure he/she was joking, since the priest responded jokingly. I doubt it was meant to be disrespectful.
never_accepted 0
damn i cant believe "god" would do that to you.
natpat97 0
LOL
Kyzomo 0
ROTFLLMFAO!!! HAHAHAHHAAHAAH THATS WHAT U GETTTT!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
Misanthropist 0
You always know when Wrestler is posting a reply because it's 5 times longer than the original FML... Future marine AND hardcore bible thumper huh? Guess you're going to hell either way, and That's funny! FYL.
mothafucka_fml 0
thats not god, thats just karma.
xalfredx 0
don't worry,God didin't see it...he would have to be real to see such a thing.