Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
alex_vik 1
You deserved that for calling a priest lame.
HopelesslyHpfl 0
you don't mess with God's followers Haha
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (199)
holynemesis1208 3
oh no morgan freedman and amazing powers.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
16.. um... do you understand the difference between religions
fcuk_fml 0
hahaha, typical karma! but what would cal the priest lame, and to his face???
boreddoubletears 0
As a joke... Like you would joke around with other friends. I'm friends with my pastor, he's a great mentor.
dickinabox 0
DO NOT MESS WITH GOD. Haha actually I'm atheist, but this is hilarious.
sashalynn 0
your just another dick in a box, aren't you?
Shmeagle 0
Atheists keep their dicks in boxes!? O.o
PsychoX 0
ROFL.
brodizzle 0
The priest will probably call him lame, #13.
uscscreenwriter 0
Haha, nice joke #26. Why is everyone questioning this guy for calling the priest lame? For all you know they could be good friends and joke around. Priest are human beings you know.
pssx9 0
OWN3D by the big guy
Vagabones 0
This wasn't an act of god. This was an act of carelessness and stupidity.
krazygirl100 9
you never know
seanpow4713 0
it's called a coincidence, come on now. you really think this "God" would cause a kid to break his ankle for disrespect but not interfere in all the genocide going on in the world? if that's true someone needs to get their priorities straight.