Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
alex_vik 1
You deserved that for calling a priest lame.
HopelesslyHpfl 0
you don't mess with God's followers Haha
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (199)
bunnygirl 2
hahahaha
Kozzy333 0
That is bad luck, not karma, not "god" smiting. Just bad luck.
Azurett 0
whoever said he deserved it needs to wake up..
wrestler_fml 0
#16: You asked what the difference was between "god getting you" and "karma"? Well, Karma is a tenant of the Hindu faith, which is a polytheistic religion. There is no one God in Hinduism. Moreover, the idea of Karma is that it isn't an act of God, it is the redistribution of right and wrong in the universe. As in, if you do good, good will come to you; if you do bad, bad will come to you. "God getting you" is an ALL-TOO-COMMON phrase that refers to the Judeo-Christian God (Yahweh, the Almighty, etc.) giving you what you justly deserved. It is used most often when somebody insults God, and then something bad happens to them-and this is a prime example of that. ------ Sure, it may not have been God getting him; for who can honestly claim to understand Almighty God, except for God Himself?? But it's a possibility, and now you know the difference between Karma and God getting you. ----------- I understand you are likely an atheist... and although that isn't smart in my opinion, it's your choice. Just don't try to act all pompous and smart about religion, when that isn't your area of expertise. Ya dig?
unit6 0
#34 nice i love you roasted #16 with this deep theological understanding and summed it up with "ya dig" you truly are the gangster of theology. peace out rev. rick roll
infidelappel 0
That is absolutely hilarious. I'm an atheist (more agnostic, I suppose, but I digress), but even I've got to admit just how incredible the odds are. Not only do you get instant comeuppance, but you even break your ankle after calling someone lame. How perfectly fitting. You deserve it, but fyl at the same time.
Danyell 0
Don't ask for trouble from the guy who F***ed up Job on a bet!
Kitten125 0
SMITE! Hahahaha that's funny, sorry about that. :3
jesuspunch 0
Breaking your ankle sucks, but at least you have a funny story in your arsenal now.
emorockerownage 9
thats what you get douche