Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
You deserved that for calling a priest lame.
HopelesslyHpfl 0
you don't mess with God's followers Haha
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Comments (199)
eschreib 0
coincedence
dedizioni 0
it was a total coincidence, i agree with 83. please, all you saying it's god that did that to him? i thought "god does no harm" blah blah. he just failed while walking. :D
un_loved 0
God wiped out whole nations in the old testament, what do you mean he did no harm?
AsteriskNova 0
xD Honestly, that's hilarious.
Death_Banana 0
Instant Karma! Just add holy water
Jcsati8 0
U call a priest lame and u end up being lame (literally). Karma is a biiiitch!
aslin10 0
ahahahahahahaha
Tikal_fml 0
I guess that Priest had his faith renewed and confirmed. You deserved it ;)
shurman52 0
Once in a while, after He lets all the genocidal maniacs, murderers, rapists, pedophiles, blasphemers, and no good little demon spawns get away with their crimes, God decides to stop procrastinating, buckle down, and do some good old-fashioned old testament smiting. You, unfourtunatley, happened to be doing a small act of disrespect at the same time God was at his smiting station for the first time in the past century. Sorry about that. But don't worry. I'm sure that in another fifty years, he'll run into some dictator to smite and forget all about you. But if not...you're going to HELL!!! Muhahaha How's your ankle?
TurtleLG 0
heheheehhehehehehehe
Shreddd 0
Priests have to watch the words coming out of their mouths. A lot of them have very prophetic tongues and don't know it.