Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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Top comments
Silentshdw13 22
Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol
nzhx 23
Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking
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Comments (67)
Cads1 24
Ha, is there any chance he could be correct?
AmIReallyRenee 20
Well at least now you know your could-be sister is a person who interests you.
IssacB 14
Brother*
mkymouse90 17
Was he name Luke?
prettygurl89 16
#ParentGoals
MrsPegg 45
#ThisAintTwitterFool 8^P
StickyPickles 33
I think my dad may have done this to one or more of my sisters boyfriends when we were younger. Classic
jadefire15 17
This is kind of a morbid thought...
Carlitosfmc 18
Dad jokes, always unfunny, always embarrasing.
nightjay 21
I hope he doesn't use that to reset his password...
VonBlitzkrieg 27
What the hell are you talking about?
zeffra13 31
#39 mother's maiden names are often security question answers. He could possibly hack some account and change the kid's password. Account of what is the question.
kewpiesuicide 29
Much more original than polishing a gun when he arrived.
vikky538 29
His answer shoukd be... I am glad that didn't happened