Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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Top comments
Silentshdw13 22
Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol
nzhx 23
Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking
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Comments (67)
lurker_no_more 13
Dad trolling level = master
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If my girlfriend's father ever asked me what my mother's maiden name was, I wouldn't answer because that's none of his business.
itwasntme14 19
If you had a girlfriend...
greekk 21
ahahah you'd be rude to a girls father? that's a good way to be rejected from her family and dumped. always respect the girls father, one day you'll need to ask him to marry his daughter, if you had any respect for her anyway.
derangedplanet 23
if you plan to get married, you will need to ask at some point. so you will not ask every father, but you will ask one, and you probably won't know on the first date you meet the father.
trepatukas 16
Well, better to know find that out sooner than later, you know.
Manic1 13
I think your dad just trolled the hell out of your boyfriend.
sighlifeman 12
your dad is a cockblock
bad_boyfriend 10
Your dad is a funny guy
bluefairy_fml 24
I don't know what age is OP, but what is it with all the parents sabotaging their kids' relationships? Cut the damn cord already!
Soviet_American 29
Good song by Shinedown
gobiteme2 34
Young man should have looked him square in the eyes and said "Nice to finally meet you Dad"
Elban 20
Yup, held out his arms and gave him the biggest hug. I've missed you for so long! I've waited forever for this! Lets go fishing
hardcorefan16 22
That must have been awkward.
worldclassrager 41
How was the rest of the day?