Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
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Top comments
scottyau 5
What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction? The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.
Pleonasm 36
He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.
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Comments (129)
viper8608 9
this internet image comes to mind right now *you will never find another girl like me* "yah, that's the point*
bloodshedblack 5
You were looking for a response OP? Ha typical.
journeytotheend 16
Well... It is Top Gun
Obey_StudBoii 23
Well that sucks. Why don't you try being real and having a talk with him rather then doing it for a reaction.
catherinek 9
You should never break up with someone "hoping for a response". If you honestly wanted to be done with him you should've been happy he was prepared for a clean break
evilpokey 11
He was probably up to the part where goose dies
XxKillerStormXx 13
You Should be ashamed of your self for breaking up with his for stupid reasons he could be heart broken but hiding the pain
redmonkey224539 9
What, did you want to see him break down in front of you? If so you might be a sadistic bitch
onorexveritas 24
what did you want him to grovel?
Anubis_81 21
He's just not that into you.