Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
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scottyau 5
What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction? The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.
Pleonasm 36
He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.
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Comments (129)
taybay23 13
Maybe he thought you were joking???
simplysarcastics 26
But you wanted a break up.... Why break up with someone and hope it effects them negatively and they end up depressed. Just move on and let him be.
WickedWolf 11
Well, that's why you dumped him.
ChiddyBANGr 13
You broke up with him hoping he'd cry & beg for you back? Lol, it may not be the response you hoped for but it's definitely the one you deserved. Evidently, you over-evaluated your desirability.
dietbacon 13
**** your life? he's the one getting dumped
zanoty 17
You broke up with him shouldn't you be happy he didn't break down crying
shygirl18 5
I'm sorry were you expecting him to cry and beg for you not to leave?
ethanman82 8
Wellborn guess any hopes of him getting you back.... (puts on sunglasses) flew out the the window.
jtackle 2
Damn thats stupid. Maybe you should have said what you really wanted to say. Instead of playing dumb ass games.
callie06 6
It's hard to tell because I don't know their living situation (or whose house this took place at if they don't live together), but when I read this, I was thinking OP might've been "hoping" her now-ex would...leave? I read this thinking "well, that's awkward that he would just stick around." (Even if he just left for the night and came back at another point to figure out their living arrangements if they had been living together, it would give them the cooling off period that the OP may have been expecting.)