Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
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scottyau 5
What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction? The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.
Pleonasm 36
He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.
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Comments (129)
8eight8 14
seven years? he thought it was joking for sure!
flashback_fml 14
So you are mad that you didn't make him cry like a bitch when you told him you wasted 7 years of his life?
The_9th_Doctor 18
well, aren't you heartless
DevilsAltair 8
Your fault YDI
alicespoons 17
Why, were you looking for a dramatic response? I think he took it quite well, while you're the smaller person.
TheDoctor10 28
I know this was eight months ago, but I'm going to say it anyways. You shouldn't break up with someone just to get a "reaction" You are an attention *****.
Hurmbifrum 14
Wait, hold up. What again is the point of going out with someone for seven years, only to break up with them...? I'm sure that's why he didn't respond 'how you wanted', either because he's tired of your shit and was happy for it, or because he wanted to show you that you're petty for breaking up with him and that it didn't matter to him.
bethluvsyou 15
Wooooow
fuggotmuggot 14
Well what of he's actually really sad but then tried to play it off.
dccomics94 12
Awww... Poor little brat didn't cause quite the amount of pain she was hoping to? He's better off without you. Good riddance to you and I hope he finds a nice girl, because that's obviously not you.